Screamin' Scott's Page WRIF Midnight Metal Wednesday, May 24, 2006 A man enters a bar in Detroit and orders a drink...... Once again I have the task of hosting this saturday at TNT's bar and grill. Its a Budwieser Local music showcase with Planet Of Fun. Yea I know we did this a couple of weeks ago ,but the party was so huge ,we had to do it again! This Saturday 9pm-12mid? must be a typo......me in a bar till only 12mid?....LOL My good friend Will Hatch sent a joke via e-mail to me recently ....if you have a good one send it to screamin@wrif.com . If its good,and you make me laugh... I'll post it here. screamin Ok all my Detroit area friends and family, I hope you haven't heard this one already... In a Detroit Bar... A man enters a bar in Detroit and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,"What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "About a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly... "So..... Ya gonna vote for Kwamee again? ¶ 9:27 PM 0 comments Comments: Post a Comment << Home Back to Screamin' Scott's Page Back to WRIF Midnight Metal